whydoihaveablog: I’m honestly trying to think of reasons why anyone would want to try lucid dreaming and I can only come up with flying, fighting and fucking. ‘flying, fighting and fucking’ my kind of Friday.
Ya know, someday we're going to have opinions...
SERIOUSLY thank goodness today is friday!
I have 4 showings tomorrow. 2 of which (possibly 3) are multiple unit showings. . . What!? . . Also did you know tomorrow’s friday? I didn’t until early afternoon when I was saying “the earliest I can fit you in is friday” “you mean tomorrow? …” “…oh wow. yes. Yes, I mean tomorrow. Tomorrow is Friday, yes. What time is best for you...
Hi, my name is ‘kaity the new intern’ don’t be fooled by my mary janes and bouncy pony tail. I’m here to do business and not get your coffee. Stop staring at my ass.
HOW IS THERE SO MUCH THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE?!
come on, it’s SUMMER
I wish there was a machine that would be in charge of my coffee cup in the morning. ensuring that it always stays within an arm’s reach. Because realizing you left your coffee by the kitchen sink when you’ve finally sat down in the living room………..is a bummer.
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.– Soren Kierkegaard (via kari-shma)
eh, packing can wait.
beers outside here i come!
oh and P.S. ironing is a lot harder than it looks....
Post vacation Blues. Hardcore.
bah I wish today was over and it was tomorrow...
This is the first time I’ve been alone in three days (weekend trip with the bf & friends) and i’m not sure how I feel about it. I think I miss the commotion. ALSO, 94 east bound SUCKED today. And it was sooooooo hot out on the road. I think I melted away my winter skin. And have a sunburned right arm from passenger-ing for 4 hours starting at 11 a.m.
first day: summed
There are 3 big poodles that hang out in the office. FACT, I have never seen a poodle in real life. FACT, a summer spent with a dog laying at my feet will be wonderful. I think my set of keys weighs 10 lbs (no, seriously). I will be the second face people see when they walk in the door, so much for frumpy days I guess. My tattoo is appreciated, not scorned. (take that mom, see tattoos ARE...
It is better to die from vodka than from boredom.– Vladimir Majakovsky (via quote-book) (via suzywire)
Tomorrow’s my first day at my first real job. You bet I’m nervous. But I think I’m more excited than nervous. I’m excited to have a real job, that doesn’t include wearing a uniform, a name tag, or a freaking hair net. A job that will require creative thinking and will be a constant challenge. Wow, I think I’m becoming a grown up. Shit, that’s...
Chinese delivery coma.
stop blaming your surroundings, and start blaming...
I think this summer I want to write my own episode of Snapped or Women Behind Bars. HA. I think it’d be fun to write a 45 minute long show, documenting a time I killed a person (or was involved in a murder) and how I ended up in jail. It’d be fun. And a nice summer project. HA, me and my prison shows….
Work. Beers. Bestfriends. Books. Boxes.
Behind every beautiful thing there is some kind of pain.– Bob Dylan (via quote-book)
now is the time you either make the best decision...
lickystickypickyme: The world’s most difficult word to translate, according to a 2004 survey of 1,000 linguists. The word comes from the Tshiluba language spoken in the southeastern Congo. It means “a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time and to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time.” via
it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at...
I don't steal, and I don't lie, but I can feel and...
J: Yeah, that's cool. We can hang out at your place if you want. Are you hungry?
K: Cool. I've been eating candy all day, but I could go for some real food.
J: Yeah, sounds good. Wanna get sushi at whole foods? I can leave soon and pick you up.
K: Ha. Oh wow. YES