• A full bladder is roughly the size of a softball, and can hold about 12 to 16 ounces of urine. When your bladder contains about 8 to 10 ounces of urin, you will normally feel the urge to urinate. Apparently, legendary filmmaker Alfred Hitchcoc took these statistics into consideration when making movies. “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder,” the director once noted.
So. Over the weekend my car died.
Have had a really crazy and stressful week.
Had the LONGEST day of my life.
am CRAZY sick, well, it’s just my stomach which is hell bent on killing me.
my fucking toilet just broke.
FUCK THIS MONTH