January 2009
Did you know?
• A full bladder is roughly the size of a softball, and can hold about 12 to 16 ounces of urine. When your bladder contains about 8 to 10 ounces of urin, you will normally feel the urge to urinate. Apparently, legendary filmmaker Alfred Hitchcoc took these statistics into consideration when making movies. “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder,” the director once noted.
“The geeks shall inherit the earth.”
— Karl Lehenbauer
“Remember the time I told you that you were cool? I lied.”
—Nicole Thompson (That’s why I love this girl)
“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.”
—Carl Jung (via reckon)
WORST DAY EVER
So. Over the weekend my car died.
Have had a really crazy and stressful week.
Had the LONGEST day of my life.
am CRAZY sick, well, it’s just my stomach which is hell bent on killing me.
AND
my fucking toilet just broke.
SERIOUSLY
FUCK THIS MONTH
“Perhaps the world’s second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.”
—Jean Baudrillard (via rainier)
“I’m a fraud - a poor, lazy, sexy fraud.”
—Bender
